Wednesday, April 26, 2006

IF want to make reservations

I have got plenty of this E-Mail in my inbox. It surely deserve a post.

ET has opened a debate on “Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?”As expected most of the posts agree with him... here is someone who put his pt in a v diff way.. :))

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. ) Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward... Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN.. May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...


anandsawkar said...

the cricket stuff is cool, nice creative idea try to implement resrvation in bollywood

KD said...

Thats even more intersting.
if caliber is not the issue. Reservations in Theater Schools then 50% of actors of indian film industry should be from Backward classes.
Moreover Music Industry.
More if u can think Medicine/Pharma/News Channels/

Amlan said...

I can understand the frustration that is evident , (i am angry as hell , after this reservation fiasco ) , but being so highly sarcastic can be harmful . Some pro reservation ppl use it to yap that anti -reservationists are racists(which we r not). Like by saying "OBC running 80 m should get gold at olympics" will show that you think obc cannot compete(which is not true). Lets be creative and sarcastic but not highly becuz its a very emotional debate for the country.

dolphin said...

hey...reservation in media....
this will make a mess of media....with OBC media personnal attending the OBC leader meetings n all the stuff.
thereaftr will be no rajdeep sardesai no barkha dutt ....who came thruu. their merit

Anonymous said...

Instead of only blogging, all those who are interested in India's future, should start boycotting the quota supporters (starting with politicians), at all possible levels & all possible ways.

Anonymous said...

It is a matter of great shame that most of you people are taking it lying down. Please leave the comforts of your home and get on the streets to protest against this sick reservation policy. The government will not see your blog. If you are interested in making a difference then get on the streets and fight the enemy. Only 1000 students protesting reservation, what the hell. Is this the number of students that oppose reservation? If you oppose it then show it.


KD said...

I guess few of the contributors to these blogs are working professionals. So its not possible for us to go out and protest in streets. Its just that me n sainath are making best use of web sitting at workplace. If i would have been in college I would have been part of the protest and i very much understand ur feelings.

Anonymous said...

All of us working with essential services should go on indefinite strike as a protest against reservation. Whether Doctor, Airport Authority Employee, Railway Employee etc. and let all the essential services shattered the only these vote bank politics will end